Sleeping At Your Desk
Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
- "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
- "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
- "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably gothere just in time."
- "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement andenvisioning a new paradigm."
- "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
- "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
- "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution toour biggest problem."
- "The coffee machine is broken."
- "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
- And the best thing to say if you get caught sleeping atyour desk:
- " ... in Jesus' name, Amen."