Sleeping At Your Desk

Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

  1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
  2. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
  3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably gothere just in time."
  4. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement andenvisioning a new paradigm."
  5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
  6. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
  7. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution toour biggest problem."
  8. "The coffee machine is broken."
  9. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
  10. And the best thing to say if you get caught sleeping atyour desk:
  11. " ... in Jesus' name, Amen."